good
“cats can’t do any tricks” well wrong.
cats can:
- sniff
- fall off things
- Lick plastic (BAD trick)
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my dumbass who trusts way too easily and wants to believe there’s good in everyone:
douglas wtf you’re such an asshole- let gary in!!! he seems so nice and my heart is breaking for him!
my dumbass five minutes later:
why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ?
examples:
american english: cotton candy ✅ good
british english: fairy floss ❌ not valid
spanish, german: sugar cotton ✅ good
french: daddy’s beard ❌ NOT VALID
I’m sorry the French call it what
We do NOT call it fairy floss wtf
Candy floss
tory power stance is still the funniest thing to come out of uk party politics in a long time
CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER
I feel like I need to talk about the random shit I know about this pose. As they paid a guy a lot of money to come up with a pose that’d make the important tories look POWERFUL and IMPOSING. And they guy came up with this, but it was only meant for photos of the torso up and none of them realised.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory_power_stance
funny, funny article. “
The stance is believed to be intended to be a display of power and confidence.
“
how could you leave out the best part of that wiki entry
A museum in Japan spends most of its day refusing entry to 2 cats trying to get in
@bijutsu1
https://twitter.com/jiffington/status/1062471505496469504/video/1
LET THEM IN
LET THEM IN! THEY JUST WANT TO LEARN!
Masha The Hero
They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in
oh good I was worried
What a good cat. What a kind cat. How can anyone not love cats they are so good and loving.
they also forgot the part where they only found the baby because masha was screaming her head off bc she knew this baby was in danger. she went around outside the alley the next morning and yelled at passerby until she got one to follow her to the baby. she kept him warm all night and then made sure someone found him. she was adopted after this bc she was a stray and is in a loving home and is a hero
Hero cat
Thank you, Masha, you’re such a good girl.
“Urgent request!
Don’t let the cat go inside the dorm! There are already 10 pregnant cats here!
Administration.”
Let Him In He Just Wants To
Fuck
!WARNING!
HORNY NIGGA ON THE TL
I’ve started the cats on a diet (gotta get rid of those small saggy bellies), & this has resulted in Pangur shadowing me for the last 2 hours, screaming & biting whatever body part I leave accessible
no more ankle-biting!
Pangur, why
Oojka wamma po Jen'kiwi. Biig Woopa slemmy dengo peet
His most mighty Exaltedness would like to request that you fetch him a mint condition DVD of the beloved Earth film; Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, failure to do so will result in a fate… worse than death.
